Nerdbot Nerdblog

This is absolutely golden. They took some of the nonsense edits people have made to various pages on the site over the years and crammed them into a page. It’s worth reading.

Some notable ones:

• “It is said that the pyro is in fact a female and the backscratcher is a rake where women usually attend their gardens and plants in their free time.”
• “The Engineer is the only class to mention a Combine in Team Fortress 2.”
• “Heavy’s Belt Bullets may be Crayons.”
• “The name One Thousand and One Demoknights is a refence to the 300 battle because there were a thousand Persains fighting 300 Spartens.”
• “While most likely a coincidence, ‘Ullapool Caber’ bears certain verbal similarities to the Arabic phrase ‘Allahu Akbar’, also known as the Takbīr. A common Islamic Arabic phrase, literally translating as ‘God is Greater’, the phrase has, following the September 11 attacks, come to be associated with Islamic Extremism; in particular suicide bombing.”
• “Ze Goggles are the only hat with Ze instead of the. This is the reference to the German language.”
• “Miss Pauling’s Revolver looks much like that of the Spy’s Revolver or even Big Kill.”